Reports are saying that Pamela Anderson was just signed to the next season of Dancing with the Stars.

While that might be interesting if this was 20 years ago and they actually did let her pole dance… who can imagine anything else then this becoming a spectacle….

I tell you what that little spaz Bruno or whatever his name is will be freaking out every time she gets on stage. They better make sure to search the guy for one of those borat wedding bags before he can get near her.

The reason she agreed to do it is probably because she also has a movie in post production ready to come out this summer. Probably a condition of her contract.

Anyway could be worse… could be Macy Grey again or Rosie O’Donnell.

I am sorry for that image of Rosie in your head right now…